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im a woman so i get to be the ritual observer and ritual performer and ritual object and ritual god all at once
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me: *sees gf*
me:
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wednesday fanart of this
but enids on the bottom and wednesday’s giving her a goth look
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if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again
I was having a conversation with someone who was lamenting over how to maintain attraction to our partners as their bodies change and age and feeling self conscious herself about that process and I was like. we should be so lucky as to see them through these many years as we are seen ourselves. Hope that helps u understand
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raises my hand . professor you are bald as hell. god damn
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every time i see this image it makes me happy
or this one
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a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm
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pull yourself up by the jockstrap
pull yourself up. by your boobstraps.
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It’s not trespassing if you’re a girl. It’s just going for a walk
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80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i’ve seen the whole thing
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google search Beautiful rocks near me
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randomgirlname37 has started following you!
me, reaching out for report and block: no they hadn’t
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The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack
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Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I’m just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on
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Me an the bad bitch I pulledby being a silly goose
